Until you've tried the Finnish sauna in a winter storm.

The gym bros have nothing on my family.

My friend frequently regales me with tales from the men’s locker room at the gym. I’ve written about it before.

The latest saga was about how the guys come out of the steam sauna in the locker room, nude, dripping wet, and proud.

“Gross,” is all I can say. “Are they proud that they survived the heat of the sauna?”

“I guess.”

“Pathetic. They haven’t lived un…